I could probably get away with just listing a single thing on this page: “Getting the job done.” That really sums up what Evolve can do for you — if there’s a PR or marketing job that you need help with, you can count on us to make it happen. I’d be a pretty awful salesman if I only listed one service, though… and… well… you’re probably evil enough to hire me as a scantily-clad booth babe or something, and I’d have to swallow my pride and remember that I told you I could do anything. But whatever, I’ll kick it with the people and have my picture taken with sweaty event-goers. I can dig it.

Really, though, I’ve worked in a lot of different capacities with companies of all kinds in the past 10 years. I’ve been the lowly pleb forced under threat of lashing to post news on corporate websites, I’ve run full-scale PR campaigns on the cheap for underdog publishers and developers, and I’ve bought ad space and helped design ad campaigns for million-sellers. And thanks to the flexibility I’m afforded by not being stuck in some big stuffy agency, I can confidently take on any job I damn well please. Yeah, I’m free. I eat Freedom Fries all day long, and they taste so very delicious.

I can also juggle a bit (three balls only), speak fluent German and a bit of French, make a mean pizza and am some sort of FIFA prodigy. For a full list of useful skills and services, though, feel free to check out the Evolve Propaganda PDF. Hit me up at tom-at-evolve-pr.com if I can answer any questions or if you want to hire me right now!